Milestones are ushering in the end times.

OVER 1000 HITS! And in only seven short months. I wonder how long it would take me to find a cure for Parkinson's disease if I really put my mind to it?

How has The Apocalypse & Me changed your life? Whose cancer went into remission? How many babies were conceived while reading these pages? How has your hate for kindness grown? I'd love to tell you how this amazing blog has changed my own life, how it has altered my entire existence, but - honestly - I don't read this crap.

My doodles are ushering in the end times [3].